I'm going to hell for this meal.
Burger: I got the regular Kronnerburger and added bone marrow. As you can see from the picture above, the bone marrow comes on the plate and you slap it on the burger yourself. It's as visually pleasing to have a huge bone on your plate as it is tasty. The burger is pretty standard - toasted bun, medium-rare beef, pickles, lettuce, mayo-based sauce - but so so so good. It's definitely a messy burger, so only go on a date there if you're past the point of caring what you look like with food all over your faces, hands and forearms.
Onion Rings: I read a bunch of food blogs and publications that all said these were the best onion rings ever. I cannot argue. Unlike the rest of the items we had, they weren't heavy and refreshingly skinny and crisp.
Poutine: Fries with beefcheek gravy. The description is enough, but add cheese. Incredible.
Black Banana Bread Pudding: Warm, doughy bread pudding topped with a salty caramel ice cream. You think you can't eat more... then you can.
It was really dark in the restaurant which I usually don't like, but I realized why they do that after one bite into my burger. Like super hot sloppy drunk sex, it's better with the lights off.